puns about harry potter
Sir, How About A Marriage?
by Mountain Springs
At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation.Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined.At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home.However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fianc…
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
All About Sex
by yuyun
Percintaan dengan sebuah hubungan yang menyimpan berbagai rahasia. Rahasia gelap yang bersembunyi dengan apik, terbongkar karena keadaan yang memaksa. Dihadirkan dengan rasa yang sejatinya tidak tercipta. Sebuah rasa yang terpendam sekian lama. Hanya keadaan yang akan menuntun semua, entah kebahagiaan atau penderitaan.
A Game About Dominating Worlds
by eprins
Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month.Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds."Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god"Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg…
Harry Potter and the Prince
by sakshi_jaatni
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).patreon.com/Deepak_fanfic
The truth about us
by Ariel_x
With characters entangled in the web of secrets, vengeance, uncertainties and mistaken identities...Rhea and Claire vowed never to love. Growing up in a household of shitty fathers, they believed all men are scum. But what happens when two men surfaced and changed their thoughts and beliefs?While so many unbelievable secrets unfold and identities revealed... Would love scale through?
There is no Epic Loot, Only Puns
by Stewart92
She became a dungeon core.Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.
Reborn In Harry Potter
by Chaos_Empyrean
Having been bullied almost his whole life, Ray's only solace had been his Mother and books. but one day, the bullies took things too far and he died. On his deathbed he had two wishes, for his Mother to be happy and for him to have the strength to be happy in his next life. somehow, both his wishes came true.Supoort me on Patr*on:patr*on.com/chaos_empyrean
About Love and Ambition
by D_Poetry
Which one should you choose? Love, or ambition?Because the two cannot go hand in hand.
About Is Love
by luluunafisah
cover by @tiadesign_Season 1!Calandra Lyn, anak seorang konglomerat yang memilih jalan hidup sederhana. Hidup bersama pengasuh kecilnya dulu, membuat identitas Caca hanyalah dikenal sebagai anak penjual pecel. Selain terkenal menjadi seorang biro jodoh yang handal, Caca terkenal dengan kegigihannya mengejar Xavier. Laki-laki paling terkenal di sekolah yang di tempatinya yang sayangnya tidak menyukai Caca.Xavier yang dingin dan cuek, bertemu dengan sosok Caca yang cerewet dan periang. Xavier yang…
All About Love
by Desiree Holt
Author:USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Desiree Holt writes everything from romantic suspense and paranormal to erotic. and has been referred to by USA Today as the Nora Roberts of erotic romance, and is a winner of the EPIC E-Book Award, the Holt Medallion and a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice nominee. She has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning and in The Village Voice, The Daily Beast, USA Today, The (London) Daily Mail, The New Delhi Times and numerous other national and inter…
Something About Trevor
by Drew Hunt
Paul Harrison is completely straight. His house will not flood again. And gay men don’t play cricket. Eventually Paul will find out just how incorrect these preconceived notions are.<br><br>When the river overflows its banks, Paul is forced to find temporary accommodation. The only practical suggestion comes from Trevor, an out and proud work colleague. Despite Paul’s hesitancy regarding Trevor’s offer of hospitality, he accepts and soon grows to admire Trevor, his humanity, his determination, a…
There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns (Dungeon)
by H3R0Y
Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance.Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns!Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actual…
Harry Potter and the Sword of Grifindor
by Lucian_D_Feratu
Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either.WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar.Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don't like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this!
Vertigo Pun
by WickedSage
he sees you when you're sleepinghe knows when you're awakehe'll measure your dreams with sureness& tickle your terror agape